Don't fall for this
I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store
This perfectly captures my ridiculous inner monologue that revolves around impressing other people in the most oblique ways
(Source: literarysext)
hi it’s 2019 where the fuck is our zero cal alcohol
i wanna be back at the gym, which is a good thing to be thinking tbh, i hope i get reliant on it emotionally soon lol
update: i did get emotionally reliant on it! been wayyyyyy outta town for like over a week now and that means no gym and i cannot fucken tell you how often I have thought to myself “goddamn i just really wanna pick up something heavy”. we went to see my cousins for Christmas and they had weights in their basement and i literally snuck out of the party at least once an hour (often more) to lift the weights. we stayed overnight and i snuck down to lift like 4 or 5 more times the next day so at least my calluses got a lil bit of maintenance action but now my back hurts bc i don’t know how to lift dumbbells safely, just barbells
this ket has made me spacey af and i’m not sure why
lmao looking back on this it’s hilarious like “i took a dissociative drug and now i’m spacey how did that happen????” but i do remember the sensation and it wasn’t the usual ket sensation so I maintain that this was in fact a weird batch of ket
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